Last updated: 22 March 2025

1. Real Talk: Use at Your Own Risk

ZeroPretend is a place for authentic, unfiltered connection. That means:

No filters (on faces or personalities)

No pretending

And no hand-holding when things get messy

By using this platform, you agree that you're responsible for your own actions, interactions, and outcomes. We're not liable for what happens if:

You overshare

You get ghosted

You match with someone who turns out to be weird in a way you didn’t like

In other words:

We provide the platform. You provide the judgment.

2. No Guarantees (of Love, Sex, Dates, or Emotional Growth)
We do not guarantee:

That you’ll find a match

That you’ll fall in love

That you’ll have fun

That the person who said “I’m just really into astrology” won’t turn out to be unhinged

This is a dating platform, not a Disney movie. Your mileage may vary.

3. No Background Checks
We do not run background checks, identity verification, or criminal history reviews on users.

If someone lies to you, scams you, or smells like Axe body spray in real life — we are not responsible.

You should verify, vet, and vibe-check people on your own time. If you wouldn't meet them in real life without Googling them first, maybe don’t.

4. Adult Use Only (Seriously)
ZeroPretend is for users 18 years or older.
We are not a platform for minors, families, children, or anyone who thinks middle school is a recent memory.

Let us be clear:

If you're a parent and you let your minor use this site, that’s on you — not us.

We're not liable for your parenting choices. Full stop.

5. We Don’t Give Advice (Even If It Sounds Like It)
Any content you see on the platform — whether it’s blog posts, profile prompts, onboarding screens, or automated emails — is meant to be informative, relatable, or mildly entertaining. It is not:

Professional advice

Mental health treatment

Relationship therapy

A replacement for common sense

If you’re in crisis, confused, or dating your boss — talk to a real professional, not your match. Or us.

6. Interactions Are Your Responsibility
We do not:

Moderate your conversations in real-time

Read your DMs

Set up your dates

Babysit your emotional state

You are solely responsible for:

What you say

Who you engage with

Where you meet

What happens after you match

Stay safe. Trust your gut. Block when necessary. And never send money to anyone for any reason ever.

7. Platform Features May Break, Change, or Disappear
ZeroPretend is built with a mix of technology, love, plugins, and coffee.
Sometimes things break. Sometimes features go away. Sometimes developers change their minds.

We do our best to keep things running smoothly, but:

We make no promises of uninterrupted service

We reserve the right to change, remove, or update anything, anytime

If you lose a profile, a match, or your entire history — we’re genuinely sorry, but we are not liable

8. Not Responsible for “Stupidity” Clause
Because this needs to be crystal clear:

ZeroPretend is not responsible for your poor decisions, impulsive behavior, emotional reactions, bad dates, relationship fallout, or that one time you sent a selfie to someone you hadn’t even met yet.

We provide a space. The rest? That’s on you.

9. Legal Stuff
This Disclaimer is governed by the laws of the State of Florida.
All disputes shall be resolved in Miami-Dade County, Florida, as outlined in our Terms of Service.

If any part of this disclaimer is found unenforceable, the rest remains in full effect. And if you have a problem with any of this — we suggest reading it again, slowly.

10. Questions? Complaints? Existential Crises?
We do read emails. Just know we are not your therapist, ex, or co-parent.
📬 [email protected]