We’re not here for curated highlight reels or perfect bios.
We’re here for quirks, contradictions, weird habits, loud laughs, awkward silences—and all the chaos that makes people real.

We tried every dating app out there.
Swipe fatigue. Ghosting. People pretending to be someone else.
It was exhausting.

No one talks about:

Their 5 a.m. gym obsession

Their three emotional support cats

The fact that they hate texting

Or that they sleep with 7 pillows

Those things matter. They're dealmakers—or dealbreakers.

So we created ZeroPretend—an experience built on:

✅ Radical Honesty
✅ Real Connection
✅ Zero Pretending

🤯 Brutally Honest Profiles
No guessing. No decoding. You answer a bold questionnaire that gets to the heart of who you are—habits, routines, preferences, quirks, and all.

🧠 Built for Compatibility
We focus on actual compatibility. Lifestyle rhythms. Weird preferences. Emotional energy. The stuff that really matters long-term.

📸 No Filters, Just Faces
You show up as you are. We don’t care if you’ve got a pimple, a dog in your lap, or your hair’s messy. We care that you're you.

Built by a hopeless romantic in Miami who was tired of pretending.

She downloaded every dating app.
Swiped, matched, chatted… unmatched.
Tried again. And again.

But between working nonstop and dodging curated profiles, nothing felt real.

She used to think there was one someone out there.
Now she knows there are many someones—
Because we’re all a little weird in our own way,
And that’s the part worth loving.

ZeroPretend was born from that truth.

It’s the brainchild of a woman who finally realized it’s not just okay to be yourself—
It’s everything.

💬 Unapologetically YOU
🖤 Unchanged YOU
✨ Genuinely YOU
And still… completely lovable.

She built this for every person who ever felt like they had to shrink themselves to be chosen.
For the ones with quirks they were told to hide.

Not here.
This is ZeroPretend.
Welcome home.